I recently discovered that a member of The Real Tuesday Weld has been moonlighting. He is a good friend of mine but I was quite shocked and slightly thrilled to learn that he has been leading a double-life – undercover as it were: conducting investigations; engaging with witnesses and soundtracking the results in the most noirish-way possible

He runs his covert operations from a secret unit  in Waterloo but he has opened an online bureau of investigation right here.  Step carefully though  – he is rather trigger happy and prone to arresting suspects and sympathisers alike on the slightest provocation.